Average Lifespans of the People of Middle Earth
remember back in december when we thought bagginshield would be a small ship
- Frodo: But my own adventure turned out to be quite different. I'm not like you, Bilbo.
- Bilbo: SON DONT BE SHITTIN ME I FOUGHT A FUCKING DRAGON AND I WAS LIKE BEST FRIENDS WITH DWARVEN ROYALTY DAMN RIGHT U AINT LIKE ME
- Bilbo: My dear boy.