I am so fond of the idea of trans!Tucker headcanon omg
And Church being a total awkward asshole about it when he first finds out, misgendering him and just being super transphobic- not in a purposely cruel way, but in an I’m-new-to-this-and-don’t-understand-how-offensive-I’m-being way,
until Tucker calls him out on his BS, and he finally realizes that it doesn’t make any difference, and Tucker’s still just his best friend, and the fact that Tucker trusted him enough to tell him means he should be trying a lot harder to be worthy of that,
so he turns it around and does his research and figures out how to behave and becomes a good ally and tears apart anyone who tries to mess with Tucker about his gender from then on
Okay but imagine Tony Stark as a trans guy tho. 5’2” with a total Napoleon complex and hits on anyone taller than him, which is almost everyone. Sleeps with anything that will fuck him, power bottom extraordinaire and a total size queen (because honestly of course he’d be a size queen)
His transition would have been all over the media and it’d forever be common knowledge so he never bothers to hide it or pretend to be cis because why the fuck make the effort? (Being trans makes the kidnapping and torture extra terrifying for him, but Stane instructed them to leave Tony’s genitals out of the situation because this wasn’t about that)
Tony preferentially hires other trans people, hence ending up with Pepper, and Stark Industries covers all transgender healthcare as part of its employee benefits
He’d get a lot of transphobic shit from the media for calling himself Iron Man, but Tony would just wave it off and tell the cameras that his dick is solid adamantium and they can suck on that if they can’t deal with his gender
I like this very much indeed, oh yes
What if Tony had been pre-bottom surgery when he was kidnapped? As if being kidnapped and tortured wasn’t bad enough, but just imagine after the second month getting his period back because he’s not getting his T.
Okay, I love this concept, but there’s one problem: Obadiah Stane wouldn’t have told Raza and the Ten Rings to ignore the fact that Tony was trans. Stane didn’t want Tony tortured, he wanted Tony dead. He didn’t care how. The only reason that Raza kept Tony alive was because they wanted something from him that Stane couldn’t provide. Promised “trinkets to kill a prince” and all that.
So to make an already horrifying situation even worse, Tony is not only off of his T, kidnapped by an international terrorist organization, and being threatened with death unless he builds a bomb for said terrorist organization, but he’s also living in constant fear of transphobic violence and knowing the only reason they haven’t done anything is that he hasn’t made them their Jericho… yet.
The daily fear and danger is real, and that probably stays with him even after he gets safely back in the States. He was protected before, thought he was safe(r) before, but he’s now lived on the knife’s edge that every other trans* person has lived and there’s no forgetting that.
He was probably having anxiety and panic attacks long before New York.
Oh lord, you’re so right. :C :C :C
Hey if Gamma/Gary is the AI who got the Director’s sense of humor
and his sense of humor consists mostly of knock-knock jokes
Just think of all the terrible Dad Jokes the Director must have made when Carolina was a kid
Hey so you know how some of the ai’s have nicknames which are an amalgam of their name plus their host’s name (Omega × Allison = O’malley, Gamma × Reggie = Gary)?
Petition for Theta’s nickname to be “Nathan”
I’ve been developing this headcanon where Tucker is ftm trans. Think about it:
Church being curious about the special medications Tucker gets with each shipment from command, and Tucker eventually explaining it to him, expecting to be misgendered and made fun of, but Church just takes it in stride and is a really awesome ally, glad his friend felt safe enough to confide in him.
All the Blood Gulch guys finding out and being totally cool about it, agreeing that it’s not something to tease him about or even mention, and always referring to him as the proper gender, even when he gave birth.
That’s why Grif told him about his mtf girlfriend and Tucker was able to joke about it.
Tucker growing completely comfortable about it around his friends and any anxiety or disphoria he had in the past about it completely vanishing.
New headcanon for a Nightvale/Ed Edd ‘n Eddy crossover:
Rolf’s always talking about the “old country” but they never establish where that actually is. Maybe he moved to the cul de sac from nightvale, and that’s why he’s constantly confused by their weird traditions while he continues to follow his own without ever considering they might be weird
An Animated Family
I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.
This has led me to conclude that Phoebus
is the father of Miguel.
Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s
and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son
but Tulio also had a fling with Chel
that resulted in this:
That is my headcanon and no one can take it from me.
oh my god..d.gfdfgf gasping
This is a perfect thing.
BTW if anyone was wondering…
(potential spoilers under cut)