spicyshimmy:

BONES DON’T READ THIS ok this one’s for spock. you know how you always say fascinating and you’re like “fascinating” and sometimes you’re like “fascinating” and you raise your eyebrow and you’re thinking “fascinating” and ok bones isn’t reading this anymore i definitely touched some flowers on the away mission when bones made me promise not to. my hand is purple and kinda glowing. we gotta fix this

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punkrockluna:

attabe:

why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.

(via messedupdreamsandmelodies)

My mom likes to watch Big Bang Theory (which means I’m forced to watch it a lot) so it was on last night and in a matter of a single conservation, two male characters managed to:

- dismiss women for not being interested in them by labeling them as ‘lesbians’
-sexualize lesbians
-act like lesbians are some kind of made up mythical creature they came up with only to make themselves feel better
- be shocked when they actually encounter a real life lesbian like wow who knew these things actually exist
- brag that they’re such great allies

I mean—

branstark:

the day i discovered AU fanfiction and the day i unofficially stopped reading books are probably correlated

(via agent-pluto)

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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fuckmcavoy:

There are thousands of men on those ships. Good, honest, innocent men! They’re just following orders.

(via tainted-petals)

shotgunspree:

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shotgunspree:

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raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

(via bullwinklewinchester)

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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