New hair cut & color

New hair cut & color

ahirukaizoku:

Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother) - Holding Out for A Hero

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this is my 5th most played song on my ipod

no regrets

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ArtistJennifer Saunders
TitleHolding Out for A Hero
AlbumShrek 2 OST

actionables:

When I see a friend’s selfie with no notes, I make it my mission to save the day

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

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surlylock:

*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*

*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*

[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE

*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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thebrockway:

thisdanobrien:

This looks like an incredibly heavy commercial for Silk.

That’s fucking Silk’s job. It’s fucking Silk’s job to get inside you and help you evolve beyond a mewling entitled man-baby. Fuck you. Silk.

(Fuck you.)

-Silk

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tainted-petals:


"I’m only gonna say this once.  Now where the fuck is my kid?"

Sorry is shading is off, tablet started messing up again and had to finish colouring this with a mouse.  Larger version here background is a screencap from halo that I altered.

tainted-petals:

"I’m only gonna say this once.  Now where the fuck is my kid?"

Sorry is shading is off, tablet started messing up again and had to finish colouring this with a mouse.  Larger version here background is a screencap from halo that I altered.

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