One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
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I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
dont smoke weed kids
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I may or may not have created a D&D character loosely based on Doc from RvB. A shy, meek cleric healer named Dufreen who tries to be true neut even though he’s working for an evil god.
Woops.
5-year-old girl raises hundreds of dollars selling lemonade in front of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Jayden’s fundraiser’s is also hosted oncrowdrise.com, which has already raised $10,165 as of Monday morning. From the page’s description:
Jayden, a 5 1/2 year old beautiful girl, will be selling lemonade on the front lawn of the Equality House with an ole’ fashioned lemonade stand. 100% of proceeds from the sales will go directly towards the work of Planting Peace. Let’s show Jayden how powerful philanthropy can be! Come on your lunch break, bring your kids, and have a good time with us!
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